Svetlana är ett återkommande alterego som kommer fram i sprit dimmorna, allt som oftast med sin partner in crime, Ivanka.
Detta är några av denna giriga, blonderade ryska golddiggers galanta ögonblick; på bristfällig engelska;
Svetlana's scared of crazy camera man bcuz he's poor...But Ivanka still got some hope:p maybe cameraman has family with many money??


This is from Svetlana's passport. Svetlana had big moviestar wig to look like good pretty woman and get in to sweden to find rich husband. now need map to stureplan where she can find stupid brat-man to give money.

Inflik from Ivanka:Ivanka like the wig. Wig is good, it gives class to russian woman and brat-man likes big yellow/white hair. Ivankas rolemodel is Ana Nicole Smith, Ivanka too wants to find old old old stupid senile man who can only breathe thru tube. Ivanka goes to Noppes soon. Svetlana, you come too?"
Very good idea Ivanka! Svetlana heard from russian how-to-get-rich husband-agency that Noppes is place where old rich stupid brat-men go to find food and champagne, And pretty girl to sit in lap. We go soon, yes?Ivanka & Svetlana only should speak to:* man with breathingtube and wheelchair - JACKPOT. very good. Much money fast.* very old man in wheel chair. Also acceptable.* Very fat pig looking rich man (or old man) with heart-pills in his pocket.If plan does not work, we go to Öfre Östermalm very old people place




den obligatoriska! svetlana is real woman..!


Yeah, vi har the worst humor ever..I know..men efter några vodka's så e det humor på hög nivå!